10/10 would ride it into battle.
What’s the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?
I can’t take a joke.
people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
(Source: femburton, via oaf-whisperer)
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
(Source: sav4gez, via oaf-whisperer)
what have you done to my basket
(Source: pinkmanjesse, via oaf-whisperer)
(Source: l-desu, via indecentth0ughts)
ouch i hurt my lips can you kiss them for me
what if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
ＳＡＴＡＮ ＩＳ ＷＡＩＴＩＮＧ
(Source: excisions, via indecentth0ughts)
Little guy fell asleep in a basket with his golden retriever puppies
(Journal Entry, 13.10.13)
(Source: ksvbi, via indecentth0ughts)
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.
(Source: remain-still, via likelytobe)
when slow human walk in front of fast human bad thing happen
(Source: hannibalitus, via likelytobe)